October 13, 2003
Tabloid Stupidity
For the past six days, Bombay Times page 5 (or similar) has plastered the sequence of a single and dull issue. Britney Spears and her stalker.
How do we know that she's not paying this new guy she met in a bar to be her stalker publicly and privately she's slobbering over him?
How do we know she's not a hallucinatory maniac (Justin did dump her)?
How do we know that the stalker isn't Justin Timberlake's brother who wants to basically murder her for torturing his brother so long?
Day 1 "britney spears thinks she has a stalker"
Day 2 "britney spears almost sure she has a stalker"
Day 3 "britney spears sure she has a stalker"
Day 4 "britney spears shocked at the concept of having a stalker"
Day 5 "briney spears in a frenzy over how to deal with stalker"
Day 6 "britney spears thinks she shall sue stalker"
And you know how the rest of the story goes.