Please welcome Matt to the blogosphere with his blog “Is America Ready?”

As he summarized, it’s “A quick, funny and cynical Yahoo! keyword search analysis that takes a look at what is really on the American’s mind.” All yakking and describing and getting meta aside, his posts are plain hilarious. You gotta check out the first post where he digs into what people are searching for on search engined (you know, Google, Yahoo!, etc) given the whole excitement around the presidential race.

At the end of the day, the stuff he seems to be blogging about really captures what I’ve always believed to be true about Americcuuuh- most of this country is so obsessed with stupid nonsense (TV shows, celebrities, and other garbage) that its brains are being eroded and the whole “superpower” thing is soon to be part of the “glorious old days”.

So, stop wasting your time reading my nonsense, go read his blog, and, more importantly, buy some Britney and Paris Hilton CDs. America needs to be saved!